The Vagina Monologues
I am a man. Let me say it again as I beat my chest. I AM A MAN. And like 99.9% of heterosexual men I am a visual creature. One that has a certain appreciation for the female body. Now most women don’t understand this and are naive to the fact that men are visual creatures. But if you go anywhere in the world and look at any of the architectural masterpieces in the world that were designed and built by men it’s quite obvious. We are infatuated by things that look good. And we all have our definitions of beauty. One of my infatuations are women’s vagina’s. Yes, I said it. A woman’s vagina. Now guys you can argue with me all you want but if you are a guy that is not a virgin and has had sex with at least 10 women in your life you and I both know that not all vagina’s are created equal.
I remember my initial meeting with a vagina. I was about 5 years old. As a child at that age I spent quite a bit of time at my paternal grandmother’s house. My mother and father have been divorced since I was very young so those were the times I got to see my father as he was living there. Well on this one particular day my father called me into his room and showed me one of his dirty magazines. Flipping through the pages to the center page there it was, the treasured vagina. He says to me “Look son, that’s a vagina”. I didn’t know what got bigger my eyes or my penis. LOL. But after that I was hooked. I went through a metamorphosis from tender innocent boy to dirty little boy. It was all that I thought about, fantasized about, dreamed about. That experience shaped me in a way that I cannot describe.
So now here we are in 2007 and I’ve developed and fine tuned my visual preferences when it comes to women. I’ve done much studying, researching, and above all else experiencing the female anatomy. So as far as the vagina is concerned I know what I like. I like a vagina that is small, shaved, tight, pink, and smooth. Now when I say smooth I’m talking about the size of the clitoris and vulva (lips). I don’t like there to be too much of it. To me that just looks nasty. I’ve also researched what particular factors it takes to produce what I consider the perfect vagina. I happened to find some very interesting information after digging through website after website like a perverted archaeologist.
It seems that a woman’s vagina can be based on her ethnicity, height, size, and lips/mouth (facial). Weird I know but true. Here is a scientific piece I found about it:
“The ethnographic record {e.g., A French Army Surgeon (1898/1972), a 30-year specialist in genitourinary diseases} makes reference to numerous anatomical distinctions which show a similar pattern of whites being between blacks and Orientals. These include the placement of female genitals (Orientals front and high; blacks back and low); angle and texture of erection (Orientals parallel to body and stiff, blacks at right angles to body and flexible); salient buttocks, breasts, and muscularity (Orientals least, blacks most); and size of genitalia (Orientals smallest, blacks largest). We averaged the ethnographic data on erect penis and found the means to approximate: Orientals, 4 to 5.5 in. in length and 1.25 in. in diameter; Caucasions, 5.5 to 6 in. in length and 1.5 in. in diameter; blacks, 6.25 to 8 in. in length and 2 in. in diameter. Women were proportionate to men, with Orientals having smaller vaginas and blacks larger ones, relative to Caucasians. Clitoral size differed in length: in European women, 1.2 in.; in African women, 2 in. variations were noted; in French West Indies, the size of the penis and vagina covaried with amount of black admixture; Arab men, who were often mixed with black, had larger penises than Europeans.”
So from that particular study it seems that a woman’s vagina has a lot to do with her ancestry and the average penis size of the men in that particular region. So maybe I need to find an Asian woman. But then that might rule out my chances of finding a pink one since Asian women have melanin which would make the vagina darker. Damn, I guess it’s a Catch 20. Oh well, until next time. . . .
Thank you for sharing!