Crank Dat Curry Sauce

Now these guys have definitely got the soul, the rythm, and the curry sauce.  They are going double platinum.  Watch out Soulja Boy!!!

Find An Ugly Woman

Another video I found from back in tha day.  Funnnnnnnnnny.

MC Hammer - The Greatest

I came across this video on youtube and it took me back to my yesteryears. I know alot of people rag on MC Hammer but you have to admit he was probably the most entertaining rapper of all time. He’s the only artist that made me want to jump out of my seat and start dancing whenever I saw one of his videos.  I heard that he’s starting a new dance website to compete with youtube. Can’t wait to see that.

I Know Your Wife

Check out this funny sound clip. It was done on the Steve Harvey radio program.

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Heart Gently Weeps

Self-Evaluation

I often find myself doing self-evaluations.  Sometimes I like to do a chronological recap of the person I began as up to the person that I am now.  And through many phases of anger, humility, frustration, optimism and sadness I struggle to find myself.  Just who is Pog?  Is he the man behind the many masks that he presents to the world or is he the spirit behind the man behind the mask.  Ever since I can remember I’ve always questioned my existence.  Questioned why I chose or was chosen to inhabit this lump of flesh and bones.  Along the way people have given some version of an answer.  From religious fanatics to spiritualists, numerologists to astrologists, drug addicts to street pharmacists….they have all given me some kind of answer.  However, it’s still not enough.  I have this insatiable appetite to consume the world and everything in it.  Does that make me a child of Lucifer?  For it is he that was flung down from the heavens to rule upon the Earth.  Well, at least that’s what Christians believe.  Sometimes I like to think of myself as the bastard child of Jehovah and Lucifer.  The forgotten son.  I know there is more to this world, to this life.  More to me.  Most of the time I feel like I don’t belong here.  like I’m an extra-terrestrial exploring this strange and wondrous place.  I get lost in conversations like I’m a fly on the wall. . . or maybe an investigator trying to break a big story.  I don’t know.  But enough of my babbling.  More to come…

My New Quote For 2008

“You can lose a lot of money chasing women. . . but you can never lose women chasing money”

2008

So it is now the Year 2008 and I say so what!  Usually around this time of year people start off with their bullshit “New Years Resolutions” about what they plan or aspire to do to improve themselves for the year.  Usually, by the end of the first month those resolutions have been broken and we all settle into our nasty little habits.  Just like on January 1st you see TONS of people at the gym but by January 15th it’s back to normal capacity.  Why is this?  Well, in my opinion, if you have to wait until the beginning of a new year to make plans to get on track then something is seriously wrong.  Why not plan on improving yourself right now?  Why not on January 2nd….or for that matter, why not December 31 of last year.  Why? Probably because people, for the most part, are lazy creatures.  We love to make excuses, love to procrastinate, love to put off for tomorrow what we can accomplish today.  I’m not trying to be all holier than thou.  If you look up procrastination in the dictionary you’d probably see a picture of me right under it.  So as I reflect on today, tomorrow, and the days thereafter my number one priority will be to stop making excuses, stop procrastinating, and basically to get up off my lazy ass and be like Nike and Just Do It!

~ Pog~

The Middle Path

Supposedly Buddha recommended avoiding extremism, suggesting we should instead pursue the middle path. But where exactly are the edges of the middle path? Does the middle path mean the average path, close to what everyone else is doing? No, I don’t think the middle path is something you can measure with an external yardstick. This is something you must evaluate for yourself.

Consider some things many would consider extremist today — could any of these be included as part of the middle path?

  • Eating a natural diet instead of an artificial one. Those who shun factory-produced edible matter are wacko indeed. To make a breakfast of fresh fruit, you must have steely discipline or perhaps a serious socio-emotional disorder. Bovine growth hormone is your friend! Don’t worry about your organs — there are plenty of donors now. You are rich, aren’t you? Be mad-cow strong!
  • Being addiction-free. Would you like some drugs (sugar) with your drugs (coffee)? It’s legal, so it must be OK. Look, here are some studies showing that some of the thousands of chemicals in this stuff are good for you. So what if the others are all carcinogenic? It has phytostuff!
  • Supporting a nonviolent leader. We can’t be led by a wuss! Ya gotta show everyone else on this planet who’s boss, or they’ll invade ya right quick… or worse — they could stop making cheap stuff for us! Who cares about the freedoms we lost to the pro-splosion guy? At least we still have enough slaves. Sucks to be them, but that’s how it is. Lower taxes AND more bombs? Let’s do it!
  • Not having a job. No job? Are you insane? If everyone did that, we’d all starve. I mean… how would the apple trees know to keep growing apples if people aren’t there to spray stuff on them? The bugs will eat everything! I hate gardening! Why don’t you get a real job, like the rest of us? Get out there and help sell stuff people don’t need, so we can eat.
  • Reading books. Who has the patience to read so many words on the same subject? When you have TV and Internet, everything is bite-sized. So what if it’s shallow? At least we get the important stuff fast. You gotta keep up on the lobster kingdom!
  • Thinking for yourself. How dare you try to live differently than Homer J? Who gave you permission to think? People much smarter and far more caring than you have already figured things out. Society works pretty darn well… aside from a small glitch with the planet not being a team player. You’d better follow our example and fit in, or we’ll kick you out right quick.
  • Being consistently happy. Don’t even go there!

What would Buddha do? Would he follow the path of the conformist… or the savage? What would today’s middle path look like?

~ Steve Pavlina~

Bruce Lee Eats Cat

Here’s a video I found online of an old bruce lee movie where he is camping out in the wilderness eating a barbecued cat. LOL. Very interesting…